Sunday, January 16, 2011

[Nips] Just In!

Well, everyone, she's done it again! Victoria's Secret sets the trends for what's hot in underthings. In case you're missing out, you should know that nips are in! Well, they're actually out, which is in. The bra is called the 'Naturally Miraculous,' because it has the super power of giving any woman who dons it an extra TWO cup sizes and the 'natural' look of hard nipples. I mean, what more could we possibly ask for, ladies?!

Who SHOPS there?! I've got a couple things going through my mind when I see this bra:
a. If I wanted my nipples to show, I'd NOT be wearing a bra and
b. I'm certain that I will not allow my daughters to shop there until they've moved out of my house.


I remember a time when it was Fredrick's of Hollywood that was famous for trashy lingerie, meanwhile Vicki was known for her sexy, yet still classy underthings. It's panties like these, with not-so-clever sayings across the behind, the perfectly impractical 'assless panties,' and the 'naturally miraculous' nipple bra that have them running neck-and-neck with Fredrick to be renamed "Sluts R Us."

I think I'll stick with Calvin Klein...and Target for my unmentionables.For more on how I feel about Victoria's Secret, Click Here!

2 comments:

  1. I remember making a trip to Indy with a friend when I was in college at IU, specifically to go to the Frederick's that was in Castleton (I think?) at the time. :) Does that place even exist anymore?

    Sadly, I've long since graduated to getting my underthings at Kohl's.

    On a side note, VS is way too freaking expensive anyway for what you get!

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  2. That is hilarious! I wear a bra to hid my nipples!!! I guess us girls of the 90's aren't slutty enough for the times. Does that make us old? Cause we kinda sound like our mothers.

    And we wonder why girls today are having sex in grade school.

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